Stinketh.


List 10 reasons you would skip bathing for a week.

  1. On a mission trip with little or no water.
  2. The only thing coming out of the shower head is mud.
  3. The only place to bathe is a known mass murderer’s house.
  4. On a spaceship to Mars.
  5. If I was paid 1 million dollars to forgo bathing.
  6. If a loved one was kidnapped and the ransom was for me not to bathe for a week.
  7. If I was guaranteed a trip to New Zealand.
  8. If the water used for my showers was given to someone who needed it far more than me.
  9. If I was so sick that I didn’t want to get up even if I knew that a shower would help me feel better.
  10. If I was unconscious.
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